"You know, even though we’ve watched Pretty Woman like 36 times, I never get tired of making fun of it.”
"Oh, I know. Aw, poor thing. Look, they won’t let her shop. Yeah, like those sales girls in Beverly Hills aren’t bigger whores than she is."
"Oh, my God, listen to that sad, sad music as she leaves."
"It’s like, boo hoo. But it is actually kind of sad."
First candy corn sighting. August 5th, 1:30 pm. Code orange imminent. Be advised.
♡ autumn/halloween blog ♡
Joan Collins, 1954
I’m curious, if you have been trying for over a year and haven’t gotten pregnant (no chemicals, no miscarriages, nothing) like/reblog. I’m feeling incredibly alone and like an utter failure as a woman right now. I NEED to know there are other women out there.
And give me my child already.
This is old now.
I just want to be a mommy -__-