Stop stop STOP
"You know, even though we’ve watched Pretty Woman like 36 times, I never get tired of making fun of it.”
"Oh, I know. Aw, poor thing. Look, they won’t let her shop. Yeah, like those sales girls in Beverly Hills aren’t bigger whores than she is."
"Oh, my God, listen to that sad, sad music as she leaves."
"It’s like, boo hoo. But it is actually kind of sad."
First candy corn sighting. August 5th, 1:30 pm. Code orange imminent. Be advised.
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